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A Pinecone
Arc-pine-d
Title A Pinecone
Pages 2
Rating -
Publication date January 18, 2010
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A Pinecone is a two pages long story. It introduces Sandoval and features Ivan and the Mistress.

SynopsisEdit

Sandoval

Sandoval kisses Ivan

The Mistress shows Ivan a box containing a pinecone. When Ivan decides he wants the pinecone in the box, Mistress has Ivan perform sexual acts (that don't count) on Sandoval in order to get it. When Ivan gets the pinecone, his head clears and he realizes it is worthless. Then the MIstress reveals the box is magically enchanted to make people want what is in it.

Featured charactersEdit

Alt textsEdit

Page 1

alt
"Desire is the cause of all suffering. But fuck it- live a little, I say."
title
"Pinecones are like pineapples, but only in their pineyness."

Page 2

alt
"Your air freshener smells funny."
title
"pine trees tried pinecubescubes and pinespheres before deciding."

The heading has an alt-text identical to The Obituator™, probably a result of copy-and-paste.

LinkEdit

A Pinecone

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