|Assorted Fruits of Wrath|
|Title||Assorted Fruits of Wrath|
|Publication date||October 20, 2013|
The Burning Jewels of Death
Assorted Fruits of Wrath is a single-page Oglaf story.
A group of soldiers faces an enemy camp with superior numbers and hardened veteran troops. The enemy camp is also protected by by their god. The commander of the group reads their holy text and comes to the conclusion that their god is crazy, due to his arbitrary rules. As he is reading these rules to his men, this god destroys the entire enemy camp for blasphemy, to nobody's surprise.
- "In which God fights his own battles"
- "If you thought the grapes were angry, you should try the Watermelon of Wrath"
The appearance of the god in this story was modelled after actor Klaus Kinski.