|Publication date||October 16, 2011|
How They Get You
(Continuing from Justice) After having sexually dealt with several metaphors, the man from Retribution encounters the giraffopede, an allegory for allegory itself. The giraffopede tells the man he should seek Easy Answers. Easy Answers then tells the man that his parents faked their deaths to get rid of him on account of his being a prat, and disappears. The man returns to the Snow Queen and apologises to her for stabbing her earlier just before a final metaphor, the birthday gibbon, knocks him down and sodomizes him.
- "figures of speech"
- "Haven't sucked the cock of inevitability yet? No rush."
- "Talk literal to me"
- "I used to live somewhere nicer but was chased off by a cautionary tale."