|Extra||Epilogue (1/2 page)|
|Publication date||July 4, 2010|
Balcony Scene, is a one page Oglaf story.
SynopsisEditA young man attempts to woo a woman on a balcony with the help of another man giving him lines (à la Cyrano De Bergerac). However, when the mentor slips and says "I ache to feel your cock in me" the young man is moved and the two men forget about the woman and engage in sex with each other instead.
As the two men rest after sex, the woman returns to the balcony with a strapon, wishing to join in.
- "I prefer the Steve Martin version" [the film Roxanne ]
- "Happy new finacial year to all the lovers out there"
- "it was okay to marry your cousin back then"
- "Rostand called it 'romance' I say it's identity theft"