|Publication date||August 2, 2015|
Beef Medallions is a single page Oglaf story.
The first half of the comic shows 4 cows risking life and limb. One defends a bridge, another rescues nuns from a fire, a third saves a baby from wolves and the last leaps in front of an assassin with a crossbow.
The second half of the comic is butcher running a barbecue. "At Brave Beef Butchery, every cow died a hero."
- "try it with our altruistic barbecue sauce"
- "never send to know for whom the bell tolls; It tolls for thee."