|Rating||Coarse Language, Low Impact Monster Penis|
|Publication date||July 3, 2011|
2 Arabian Nights
The Weeping Woods
Beot, is a single-page Oglaf story.
Anglo-Saxon warriors expecting a monster attack take turns boasting about how they can disadvantage themselves and still defeat the monster. The boasts continue to escalate until the monster arrives to find all of the warriors dead in preparation to fight him.
As depicted in the story, a beot was a self challenging boast Anglo-Saxon warriors would make to impress their peers. This would consist of taking on an extremely difficult task, albeit not as extreme as in the story.
In the Epic of Beowulf (the possible inspiration for this story), Beowulf fights Grendel bare handed after a beot.
- "Monster delivers pizza, doesn't get tip."
- "Somebody checked you can't just get monster repellent, right?"