|Cavalcade of Wonders|
|Title||Cavalcade of Wonders|
|Publication date||February 21, 2010|
Arts of Romance
The Good Ship Ivan
A human is telling about the inventions of the Dwarves. In flashback, the Dwarves show off four creations, the last being a chariot so fast that it arrives long before its owner. When they are asked what would happen if the owner travels in the chariot, the paradox causes the Dwarves' heads to explode.
"[Cavalcade of Wonders] or 'wondercade'"
- "Death to the Pixies."
- "Apparently a cavalcade is like a parade, except shit."