|Chirp and Mutter|
|Title||Chirp and Mutter|
|Publication date||September 21, 2014|
SynopsisEditA woman and her undead husband discuss his undead status and speculate that the priest who married them was actually a necromancer. Meanwhile, the priest attempts to baptize an infant by drowning it.
- "You've got your granddady's eyes"
- I don't really know what dead people want so I tend to just give them deodorant.