Fountain of Death
SynopsisEditIvan visits the Mistress and she tells him they will have sex, but as he eagerly begins undressing she teleports his penis to a random hiding place in the castle and tells him they will have sex only if he can find it within two hours. Ivan searches the castle and finds his missing member, only to discover that the two hour time limit has passed. Ivan is frustrated until he realizes his penis is separate from his body, but still has feeling, and engages in autofellatio.
- "carrying books about makes it look like you're working."
- "He who fights urges should beware lest he thereby becomes urges"
- "maybe it's somewhere good"
- "It's only magic 'til you know how it works"
- "If I were my penis, where would I hide?"
- "While looking, I found three other cocks that weren't mine"
- "conveniently ignoring the whole cumsprite issue"
- "Involving other people in your sex life just complicates things"