|Publication date||December 2, 2012|
Punching Above Your Weight
Mistertique tells a woman that he will make love to her, but only when it is perfect. The woman seems to like the idea of botched sex and begins to masturbate as she fantasizes about various ways in which sex acts can go wrong. Mistertique tells the woman that she has mistaken substandard for sensual and leaves indignantly, thinking about future revenge.
- "The ability to deal with rejection needs to deal with the fact that I've rejected it."