|Publication date||18 August , 2013|
With his deadly traps shop out of business (see Caveat Emptor), Mr. Proctor decides to support himself by trapping food in the wild. Although he successfully traps a deer, the trap includes dropping a multi-ton boulder on to the deer, anihilating it. Proctor then decides to hunt berries, but is afraid to pick them in case they are a trap.
- "Free bait! Yay!"
- "It turns out humane traps aren't for catching people."