A wand golem as seen in Cavalcade of Wonders
A Golem, is an artificial creature, usually with human like form, created from non-living matter through magical means.
List of Golems in the Oglaf UniverseEdit
Created by the Dwarves, this golem was created entirely from magic wands. The purpose of this golem is unknown, but the dwarves delighted in the fact it was capable of shooting fire and shit everywhere. Appearances: Cavalcade of Wonders
An attraction at the Fools Week carnival, this golem made of green jelly in the form of a bald and naked women was used in wrestling bouts against patrons of the carnival. Navaan wrestled with the golem and lost. Appearances: Diversions, Sideshow
An army of ice golems was created by a mage to protect the frost sapphire. Because the golems degraded over time, the mage gave them the ability to reproduce sexually. However, this plan was thwarted by Vanka when she introduced the golems to pornography. With their sexual desire misdirected by the pornography, the golems failed the breed with each other and degraded without producing offspring, allowing Vanka to steal the frost sapphire unopposed. Appearances: Cryophilia