|Publication date||January 5, 2014|
True Slut Adventures (2013)
The Lonely Mountain
SynopsisEditAn adventuress wields her sword of friendship against an ogre named Grogol the Vast. Grogol attacks the adventuress, but is overwelmed by the sword's power of friendship. Grogol decides to become the adventuress's friend, only for her to stab him in the face.
NB There has been a Sword of Friendship before, in Gorek the Magnanimous. That one didn't talk and wasn't as pretty.
- "Grogol's clothes come from farm suppliers."
- "The gauntlets of hang-on-you're-a-dick could have saved him."