|Publication date||December 21, 2014|
True Slut Adventures (2014)
The Curse spectre has cursed himself with democracy, and must now fight an election with the Mindmass. Proceedings go poorly for both as they are now cursed with transparency. And the election becomes a disaster when a Crystal Deathworm consumes all the votes and some of the electorate.
- Mindmass only doorknocks on cloudy days, for who can make a sun hat mighty enough.
- There aren't unborn souls in jism are there?
- If you don't vote you get the crystal deathworm you deserve.
- the pale horse candidate
- the spectre's running-mate appeals to voters with blood