|Publication date||April 17, 2010|
Human Women, is a single page Oglaf story.
Three roughly humanoid creatures raid a nearby town to steal human women as their brides. The creatures return with a chair, a barrel, and a clothesline, which they believe to be women.
- "in which objects get objectified"
- "all the human women, all the human women, all the human women - if you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it"