|Publication date||January 31, 2011|
Night of Shame
Dawn of the Slut
(Continuing from Night of Shame) Ivan knocks at the gate of Vanorva. The nervous guards begin heating some cold oil and ask Ivan if he is a virgin. Ivan lies and says he is not. One of the guards, named Lars, tries to stir the oil and the caldron holding the oil tips over, dumping him and the jellied oil in a heap beside Ivan. Lars asks to be let back in to the city. When the other guard asks if Ivan is still outside, Lars lies to his comrade due to his fear of Ivan, when the gate is opened, Ivan pushes his way past the guards and runs into the city. The guards then post a poster warning the citizens of Vanorva about the "slut" (Ivan).
- "virgin oil"
- "'traveller here for the monsters' who?"
- "you know we do monsters mail-order, right?"
- "when purchasing cauldrons, consider ergonomics"
- "the slutboard gets used at last"
- "do not make sudden moves near the slut. He may think you're hitting on him."