|Publication date||March 14, 2010|
Ingratitude is a two pages long story. It features the Mistress.
A potentate receives a message from the Mistress representing him as a penis. The angry potentate immediately confronts the Mistress, who responds by sodomizing him with a strapon.
Heading "I'm bad at gratitude, so I get angry when good things happen." Page 1
- "'gratempty' might be a better word than 'ungrateful'"
- "A turkey isn't just for thanksgiving."
- "We forget that it's porn sometimes. Not this week."
- "I'm grateful I don't have to clean this up."