|Publication date||September 9, 2012|
A masked man calling himself "Mistertique" appears before a group of woman and seduces them. Just as they give in to his charms, he removes his mask and claims to actually be "The Clit Tease", then exits through a window, leaving the disappointed women behind.
- "Smells like mansmoke."
- "Mangerie. Favoured by wildlife smugglers."
- "Bitten by a radioactive tique."
- "Mystique is a little more robust if you get it laminated."