|Publication date||April 19, 2015|
The King is encouraging his troops before a battle, but he cannot be heard at the back. In the comic this is represented by an almost unreadable font size. The king actually says "They fight for all the wrong reasons, all of them". Unable to be heard he chooses to communicate via the medium of dance, inspiring his troops to fight with ever greater ferocity and finally engage in cannibalism.
- "country music"
- "the king could hear the soldier because kings just have better hearing, okay?"