|Publication date||June 5, 2011|
Muse, is a single-page Oglaf story.
The story returns to the poet from The Blank Page still being bullied by his muse. A guant and balding older man enters the room and stabs the muse, killing her. The man reveals himself as the poet's crippling self doubt. The poet vows never to write again.
- "is there a 'least dramatic fight scene' award?"
- "your museum is now a mausoleum"