|Publication date||August 12, 2012|
The Golden Songbird
Naiads is a two page Oglaf story.
Two men approach a forest pool occupied by three water nymphs. One of the men convinces the nymphs to have sex with him on the bank, explaining that he does not want them to drown him. With the sex act complete the naiads decide to drown the man anyway and drag him back to the pool only to discover that the man's partner has drained the pool's water into a large ox drawn tank labelled "Delicious Nymph Water (Extra Fucky!)". The man and his partner leave as the nymphs express their dismay at being robbed.
- "I enjoy nymphs but wouldn't describe myself as a maniac"
- "These days it's re-branded as 'Mountain Dew'"