|Publication date||January 8, 2012|
True Slut Adventures: Saturnalia Edition
Notches, is a single-page Oglaf story.
A foppish dandy arrives in town wishing to woo Camille, the world's most beautiful woman. When informed that Camille has been eaten by a crocodile, the fop assumes this now makes the crocodile the world's most beautiful woman, and sets out to seduce the crocodile.
- "she mistook it for her suitcase."
- "please remove your winner's sash before heading to the swamp- they present a choking hazard for wildlife"