|Rating||Occasional Coarse Language|
|Publication date||July 22, 2012|
Sexual Cavalry (story)
The fucksmith approaches a man, dressed in wizard robes, asking for help against a beast rampaging through the town. The man in the robes reveals that he is actually a dentist. As the two men argue over what to do, the dentist is grabbed by the beast, but before the beast can devour him, the dentist cures the beast of his impacted molar. The dentist then rides away on the back of the grateful beast.
- "A distant gargle"
- "And that's why we have this commemorative plaque."