|Publication date||11 January 2015|
True Slut Adventures (2014)
Panacea, is a single-page Oglaf story featuring the vampire Navaan.
Navaan is continuing to practice quack medicine. Assisted by the Monks of the Temple of Luck, she tries to sell a yokel a vial of "Love", claiming it cures all ills (price 10p). Or for only 20p a vial of "True Love" (this one she claims is "real"). The yokel thinks "True Love" looks suspiciously like bull semen. Navaan then asks her supplier of semen if they can add anything to it to change color.
The currency symbol is a Weierstrass p.
- I fell in love once, but it washed out.
- True Love is regular love, without the glitter in it. True love doesn't need to be flashy.