|Publication date||September 27, 2015|
The Slippery Nipple
Penitenceis a single page Oglaf story.
A priestess explains the new dogmas of the church. Vanity is no longer a sin, and self flagellation has been replaced with high intensity training, and hair shirts have been replaced by hair posing-thongs. Finally a pre-confession booth has been installed to make absolution worthwhile.
- "I put depilatory cream on my hair shirt but I can still see it."