|Publication date||October 30, 2011|
How They Get You
The Pig Bride
As a man and women prepare to have sex, the giraffopede appears and suggests several bizarre romantic phrases to use. He then morphs himself into a more abstract allegory, but reverts when he sees he is frightening the couple.
- "you can't spell 'analogies' without 'spellchecker'"
- "Ladies love generalisations based on gender."