|Publication date||June 29, 2014|
Pomp, is a single-page Oglaf story.
SynopsisEditIn what appears to be a sex game, a man cuts a ribbon tied loosely around a naked woman's legs, in the manner of declaring open a public building. She is keen to proceed immediately to fucking, but he would rather continue the game with "long boring speeches" and a marching band.
- "cut my ribbon to ribbons."
- "If nothing happens after foreplay, it was just play."