|Punching Above Your Weight|
|Title||Punching Above Your Weight|
|Publication date||December 9, 2012|
In preparation for his next match, the sword master instructs his apprentice to masturbate to a drawing of his next opponent (The intention is apparently that seeing someone you are attracted to, but is unavailable will fill you with rage). Unfortunately, this causes the apprentice to fall in love with his opponent and as his opponent has been following the same training, the two of them make out instead of fighting. The sword master is angry and decides to punish his apprentice, and prepares by masturbating to a drawing of him.
- "the sword master is also the slap master"
- "Rage has a low boiling point. It's a gas at room temperature."
- "Cross training"
- "There is a 'best kisser' award at the tournament, but there's no prize money attached."