|Ranger Ron's Wilderness Survival Guide|
|Title||Ranger Ron's Wilderness Survival Guide|
|Publication date||June 28, 2015|
Ranger Ron's Wilderness Survival Guide, is a single page Oglaf story featuring Ranger Ron, and other experts in wilderness survival.
A series of wilderness experts give advice on how to survive outside. But each is killed in turn, by giant eagles, flash floods, brain parasites, and bow wielding goblins. Ranger Ron gives the best advice for the wilderness: "Avoid [dangerous shit] by not being there"
- "the wilds should try combing its hair"
- "Ranger Ron is an honorary level 12 ranger from reading books about the wilderness"