|Ranger Ron Returns!|
|Title||Ranger Ron Returns!|
|Publication date||March 27, 2016|
Every year when the worm moon is high, the Redeemer of Purity decends to cleanse the world with holy fire. However, the redeemer is repelled if he walks in on couples having sex, resulting in a yearly week-long sex festival to prevent the end of the world. Ranger Ron offers his tips on surviving this yearly tradition.
- redeemers never knock
- you could also use holy water to cleanse the world but you'd have to scrub.
- happy fertility festival!
- use the hand-rail while ruining it for everyone, too