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Invincible Shield Maiden
Rigor Mortis is an Oglaf story. It does not contain any recurring characters or creatures, but it is the yet only inclusion of what to seem to be zombies within the Oglaf universe.
A woman being attacked by a horde of zombies casts a spell of undead turning. This "turns" them in the sense of making them gay, and they begin to have sex with each other. In the final panel, she orders one of them (presumably a female) to perform cunnilingus on her.
- Rigor Mortis is latin and means "stiffness of death" and is used as a medical term for a death sign.