|Publication date||July 25, 2010|
Salty Tales, is a one page Oglaf story.
An old sea captain regales a young man with a tale about sea witches. As the tale becomes increasingly pornographic, the young man asks if it is a real seafaring tale or if the captain is just masturbating under the table (he is). The old man then confesses that he has never even been to sea.
- "Sea witches live on the sand, but you can't call them that"
- "Let me get out of these wet clothes and into some different wet clothes"