|Rating||Tip o' the hat to Anon.|
Son of Kronar
Scabbard is a two pages long Oglaf story.
A man comes across a booth titled "Cave of Wonder" with a merchant offering to sell him a talking magical scabbard. The merchant demonstrates the scabbard, which moans suggestively when a sword is inserted into it. The man buys the sword, but cannot get the scabbard to moan. Then man tries to return the scabbard, but the merchant's manager, a ventriloquist's dummy, tells him there are no refunds.
- Page 1
- "marvels at a price you can afford"
- Page 2
- "it's an analogy for something, but I forget what."