|Publication date||February 2, 2014|
Self Awarding Trophy, is a single-page Oglaf story.
A woman has a trophy for "Best at Sex". A man challenges her, but loses in the judgement of a genie from the trophy itself. The man is mightily upset by the judgement, but the woman quips that she only likes big dicks "anatomically". Pleased with her wit, the woman dreams that she may one day have a second trophy for "Best at Puns".
- "Trophy's decision is final."
- "I had the 'best burglar' trophy, but not for long."