|Publication date||February 19, 2012|
Sensual Burlap, is a single-page Oglaf story.
An old beggar offers to share his sack of vaginas with a traveller in exchange for food. The traveller points out that the vaginas are actually seed pods. The beggar then runs off and angrily confronts the giant weasel like creature guarding the "vagina" tree.
- "The seeds are edible but I'm not hungry"
- "It's the park ranger's job to put underpants on those"