|Publication date||July 18, 2010|
Sooth, is a one page Oglaf story.
A pair of soothsayers Tell a prince that he can not fight his destiny. The prince asks if it is his destiny to fight destiny. When a soothsayer tells him that he can't not fight destiny, the prince asks if he can fight destiny by not fighting destiny. The frustrated soothsayer then kills the prince, saying, "No way am I letting that little shit become king".
- "You can't handle the sooth."
- "The kind of future you cause by predicting it"