|Publication date||December 4, 2011|
Curse of the Funpire
Sport, is a single-page Oglaf story.
A gladiator turns to Caesar to await Caesar's signal for mercy or death. Instead of thumbs up or thumbs down, Caesar makes a ring with his thumb and forefinger and pokes his other forefinger through it. The gladiators respond by having sex, while Caesar wonders why he had been making them fight before.
- "A circus tent in your pants"
- "these days we call it 'beach volleyball'"