|Rating||Pretty Fucking Safe|
|Publication date||July 11, 2010|
Sandoval attempts to woo Ivan by telling him he has crossed oceans of time with him. When Ivan asks how, Sandoval rants about using a grandfather clock as a boat. The situation is resolved when Sandoval is distracted by a crème brûlée.
- "It's time to butcher the sugar cow"
- "sweeter than sweetbreads"