|Publication date||November 10, 2013|
The dwarves present a chess playing golem to the King from A Very Deep Chasm. When the king attempts to play against the golem, the golem fitfully knocks over the board. The dwarves then tell the king that the golem also plays the piano -- to win!
- "chess: solved."
- "King's pawn to under the couch for six months"