|The Bachelor Prince|
|Title||The Bachelor Prince|
|Publication date||December 13, 2015|
True Slut Adventures (2015)
The Bechelor Prince, is a single-page Oglaf story.
An oracle tells a prince that he must hide a ring in his rectum and marry the one who find it. The prince is angry, believing it means he will end up marrying his own stool. The oracle rebukes him, and tells him to give her regards to "Princess Tapeworm".
- "When we first met I thought she was a noodle"
- "Is this one of those self-fulfilling prophecies? Because I approve of self-fulfillment."