|The Golden Songbird|
|Title||The Golden Songbird|
|Rating||Frequent Coarse Language|
|Publication date||August 5, 2012|
Sexual Cavalry (story)
The Princes Thessaly and Tristram's father, the King, has descended into madness. Thessaly angrily beats a rock with a stick. The talking fox inquires why he is weeping. Tristram tells the fox that the brothers must find a golden songbird for their father.
The fox offers to lead the brothers to the songbird, but Thessaly refuses to go, but Tristram follows the fox, finds the golden songbird, and is crowned king. Thessaly then takes up fox hunting.
- "Man vs. Rock"
- "If you run out of swear words, it's acceptable to shout regular words loudly"
- "Golden Songbird's debut single available on itunes"
- "If you love talking animals so much, you should fuck a parrot"