|The Lonely Mountain|
|Title||The Lonely Mountain|
|Publication date||January 12, 2014|
SynopsisEditA pair of dwarves approach a dragon on its treasure hoard, and offer it a giant sex toy. The dwarves leave with a wagonload of treasure.
The dragon awakens to discover all the teeth it was sleeping on have been exchanged for treasure, a reference to the story of the tooth fairy told to children.
- "The lonely mountain envies distant ranges"
- "The previous mountain had a huge squirrel sleeping on a hoard of nuts. We snuck out."
- "Some of those teeth were collectors' items"
The title, setting and inclusion of dwarves are all references to J.R.R. Tolkein's The Hobbit, where a group of dwarves seek The Lonely Mountain to reclaim their treasure from a dragon.
Bad Dragon, the company who actually do make high quality, interesting shaped dragon-themed dildos, were more than a little bit tickled when they heard about this strip.