|The Pig Bride|
|Title||The Pig Bride|
|Publication date||November 6, 2011|
The Nocturnal Adventures of Sir Coffee
Thessaly is angry, because his insane father, the king, is forcing him to marry a pig. His brother, Tristram, tries to calm him, but Thessaly is jealous that Tristram has a human bride, in spite of the fact Tristram's bride is a whithered corpse.
While Thessaly is first named in this story, Tristram's name is not revealed until The Golden Songbird.
- "there was no 'death do us part' clause"
- "the speeches were very short"