|The Slippery Nipple|
|Title||The Slippery Nipple|
|Publication date||September 20, 2015|
The Slippery Nipple is a single page Oglaf story.
Granted a wish by a genie, a man wishes that everything he touches turn to tits. At first he he very happy with his gift: he makes tit trees and gives tit heads to chickens. He dives into a barrel now full to the the brim with tits.
When he sits down to masturbate, he realizes that he's in an awkward situation....
- "and that's how I became the prisoner of second base"