|The Virgin Cobbler|
|Title||The Virgin Cobbler|
|Publication date||March 1, 2015|
Rally Round the White Flag
Problems in Geometry
The Virgin Cobbler, is a two-page Oglaf story.
A bootmaker gets extra trade, and sexy times, because her clients think her skills are magically a result of her chastity.
- technically, she's a cordwainer"
- "the procrastinating fishmonger still has nothing to sell"
- "knock boots with your local shoemaker"
- "potion of virginity restoration not suitable during pregnancy"
A cordwainer is a maker of high quality and shoes from soft leather. A cordwainer makes boots whereas a cobbler repairs them.