|The Weird Woman|
|Title||The Weird Woman|
|Publication date||July 24, 2011|
Queen of Spring
The Sword Master
The Weird Woman, is a single-page Oglaf story
A witch offers to reveal the location of the black stone to an adenturer in exchange for sex. The witch exposes her genitals, which she claims are a monstrosity not fit for mortal eyes (they're normal). The adventurer realizes the witch doesn't know anything about the location of the black stone and leaves. The witch blames the debacle on her genitals.
This scene in which a wild haired witch offers to exchange information with a warrior in return for sex is similar to an early scene in the Arnold Schwarzenegger movie Conan the Barbarian.
- "If you love high fantasy or xenophobic jerks, we recommend Worms of the Earth by Robert E Howard"