The Weird Woman
Title The Weird Woman
Pages 1
Rating -
Publication date July 24, 2011
Queen of Spring
The Sword Master

The Weird Woman, is a single-page Oglaf story


A witch offers to reveal the location of the black stone to an adenturer in exchange for sex. The witch exposes her genitals, which she claims are a monstrosity not fit for mortal eyes (they're normal). The adventurer realizes the witch doesn't know anything about the location of the black stone and leaves. The witch blames the debacle on her genitals.


This scene in which a wild haired witch offers to exchange information with a warrior in return for sex is similar to an early scene in the Arnold Schwarzenegger movie Conan the Barbarian.

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"If you love high fantasy or xenophobic jerks, we recommend Worms of the Earth by Robert E Howard"


The Weird Woman

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