|True Slut Adventures (2012)|
|Title||True Slut Adventures (2012)|
|Publication date||December 23, 2012|
True Slut Adventures (2012), is a single-page Oglaf story. Like the previous True Slut Adventures story, it is done in the style of Vanorva's warning posters about the slut (Ivan) in the Immaculate city story arc. Also like the previous TSA story, it features a very untrue adventure of Ivan and an unnamed woman.
A woman describes everything that is happening as she engages in sexual activity with the slut. Her description strays from the present into future events, including pregnancy, childbirth, and the state of her full grown children before the (non-penetrative) sex act even begins. The slut and the woman perform mammary intercourse, ending in the slut ejaculating bees instead of semen.
- "Guaranteed 90% true"
- "If you wanna catch flies, use honey. That's why bees catch so many flies."