|Publication date||June 8, 2014|
Number 1 Dad
Vanka encounters a masturbating man and asserts that he is really bad at it. When the man protests, Vanka masturbates him, giving him three massive orgasms in quick succession. Realizing he could never be as skilled as Vanka, the man gives up masturbating.
- "the upper hand"
- "You don't really know somebody's out of your league until you see them play."