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Two Wishes
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Title Two Wishes
Pages 1
Rating Safe
Publication date September 1, 2013
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Two Wishes is a single-page Oglaf story.

SynopsisEdit

A large thug claiming to be a genie tells a young man he has a choice betweeen two wishes, either "I wish I wasn't bleeding through my neck" or "I wish I had my money". The young man believes the thug is a real genie and begins making wishes. The thug becomes annoyed and demands the young man's purse. The young man then reveals that it was already taken by a "leprechaun".

Alt-TextEdit

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"Understand and deliver"
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"Later that evening, the grammar police arrested the mugger for misusing the word 'extortionist'"

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