|Publication date||March 2, 2013|
Unattainable is a single-page Oglaf story.
SynopsisEditA man stands in awe of a beautiful woman. The woman offers sex, but the man feels he is too unworthy of her to try. The woman tells the man that everyone thinks she is too fancy for them, and will not have sex with her. She desperately begs him for sex, to the point of being willing to perform any depraved act whatsoever, but he still feels unworthy and leaves. The woman then asks her wishing dolly to take back her wish and make her ugly again.
- "Elegance is an ice cream flavour."
- "I like to be scoffed at during sex, actually. Hot."